REALITY TV!!!

Conflict equals drama and that is a large part of why millions of people tune in week after week to watch reality TV.

HAVE HOSTS INSULTING CONTESTANTS TO THE POINT OF TEARS!

HAVE CONTESTANTS CRY ON CUE!

HAVE HOSTS INSULTING EACH OTHER!

HAVE ACTUAL CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING-TYPE CONFLICTS BETWEEN JUDGES!

HAVE THE HOST HAVING A LURID SEXUAL AFFAIR WITH A CONTESTANT!!!

HINT SEX, SHOW CONFLICT, USE FAKE BLOOD!!! GET THOSE STUPID MOTHER FUCKERS WE CALL THE GENERAL PUBLIC ADDICTED!!!!